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One of my favorite things about Jon is his sense of humor. He’s always happy, finds the humor in EVERY situation, and the best part, his wit. Enjoy.

I love cheese. If I had a cheese store it’d be called Parmejon.”

Me-“oooooh, Mcdonalds.” Jon-“I know… me too.”

“I have 612 calories left for the day… let me see if I can put in one Cheeto [calorie logging]. Yeah… I can. It’s verified.”

If I had a pizza place to compete with Little Caesars Hot n’ Ready it would be called Hastey n’ Tastey.”

“You look like a sheep that’s been to prison [I was wearing orange & b/w stripes]. You’ve been a ba-a-a-a-d girl.”

“What happens if you fall on your butt on the asphalt when you’re skating? It’s an a**-fault”

“If I owned a low-cal fondue restaurant it would be called skinny dipping”

“If you’re happy & you know it banana plant [all the while planting his new banana plant].”

“Melt my queso, you dirty grape”

“Let’s tango my little mango”

“You are Negatron and I am Optimus Prime [when I’m being cranky 😂]”






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